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wutharry: i have never seen a gif that represents my life better than this one

März 20

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März 20

205.562 Anmerkungen

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing 
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me 
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Febr. 6

468.465 Anmerkungen

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...

astro-nave: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? brunetteinferno: OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. forever...

Febr. 3

452.213 Anmerkungen

Febr. 3

1.774 Anmerkungen

Jan. 28

106.848 Anmerkungen

Jan. 26

959 Anmerkungen

Jan. 20

22.008 Anmerkungen

Jan. 16

53.955 Anmerkungen

Jan. 16

5.058 Anmerkungen

Jan. 13

607.103 Anmerkungen

Jan. 13

3.971 Anmerkungen

Jan. 9

137.622 Anmerkungen

Jan. 9

493.332 Anmerkungen

Jan. 7

837 Anmerkungen

Jan. 7

616 Anmerkungen

Jan. 7

69 Anmerkungen

Reblog if you're not homophobic

fabu-darlin: Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.

Jan. 5

310.925 Anmerkungen

Jan. 4

54.139 Anmerkungen

everthorned: a-34-year-old-pedophile: takemetodistrict13: fuzzydandelion-mituna: rosaliaderp: smellsliketeenbrony: pee-pee-poop: everthorned: i like my men like i like my juice an antioxidant? with pulp? pomegranate acai flavour? 100% Juice???!!!?!?!?!??!!!?!!!?!? no sugar added?!? All natural?????? i hate tumblr so much

Jan. 3

27.810 Anmerkungen

Trying to smile cute.

sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:

Jan. 3

46.682 Anmerkungen

Dez. 26

19.248 Anmerkungen

when I finally have sex

some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -

me: no I read fanfiction I got this

Dez. 21

115.860 Anmerkungen

Dez. 19

363 Anmerkungen

Dez. 18

5.428 Anmerkungen

Dez. 17

158.927 Anmerkungen

Emma Watson wrote about Taemin O_o

notnicoagain: Emma: ” I heard I have a huge fan in Asia called Taemin, I googled his photo, but is that a girl or a boy who’s even prettier than me? “ A couple of hours later she deleted this tweet.

Dez. 17

7.788 Anmerkungen

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing 
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me 
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Dez. 16

468.465 Anmerkungen

someone: bye guys
me: hi ladies
me: mmmmmmmmwah

Dez. 13

6.156 Anmerkungen

Dez. 11

112.766 Anmerkungen

Dez. 11

11.561 Anmerkungen

Puberty is doing a great job so far

choijunhong-idol: 12 years old 15 years old

Dez. 11

2.887 Anmerkungen

Dez. 9

6.564 Anmerkungen

You can't be a KPop fan and a homophobe. It just...

Dez. 9

2.661 Anmerkungen

charliehiddles: purple-shirt-of-sex: heirofbreasts: asongofwaterearthfireandair: the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon we have three weeks NOOOOOOOO

Dez. 9

158.932 Anmerkungen

Reblog if...

Chinese (simple): 我不能。
French: Je ne peux pas.
Indonesian: Aku tidak bisa.
Malay: Saya tidak boleh.
Spanish: No puedo.
Yiddish: איך קען נישט.
Catalan: No puc.
Finnish: En voi.
Icelandic: Ég get það ekki.
Macedonian: Не можам.
Slovenian: Ne morem.
Welsh: Nid wyf yn gallu.
Bulgarian: Аз не мога.
Fillipino: Hindi ko.
Hungarian: Nem tudok.
Lithuanian: Aš negaliu.
Slovak: Nemôžem.
Vietnamese: Tôi không thể.
Bengali: আমি না করতে পারেন.
Estonian: Ma ei saa.
Hindi: मैं नहीं कर सकता.
Latvian: Es nevaru.
Serbian: Ја не могу.
Urdu: میں نہیں کر سکتے ہیں.
Belarusian: Я не магу.
Esperanto: Mi ne povas.
Hebrew: אני לא יכול.
Latin: Non possum.
Russian: Я не могу.
Ukranian: Я не можу.
Basque: Ezin dut.
Haitian Creole: Mwen pa kapab.
Lao: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າບໍ່ສາມາດ.
Romanian: Nu pot.
Turkish: Yapamam.
Azerbaijani: Mən bilməz.
Dutch: Dat kan ik niet.
Gujarati: હું નથી કરી શકો છો.
Korean: 전 못해요.
Portugese: Eu não posso.
Thai: ฉันไม่สามารถ
Armenian: Ես չեմ կարող.
Danish: Jeg kan ikke.
Greek: Δεν μπορώ.
Kannada: ನಾನು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.
Polish: Nie mogę.
Telegu: నేను కాదు.
Arabic: لا أستطيع.
Cezch: Nemůžu.
German: Ich kann nicht.
Japanese: 私はできません。
Persian: من نمی توانم.
Tamil: என்னால் முடியாது.
Albanian: Unë nuk mund.
Croatian: Ja ne mogu.
Georgian: ვერ.
Italian: Non posso.
Norwegian: Jeg kan ikke.
Swedish: Jag kan inte.
Africaans: Ek kan nie.
Chinese (Traditional): 我不能。
Galician: Eu non podo.
Irish: Ní féidir liom.
Maltese: Ma nistax.
Swahili: Siwezi.
English: I can't.

Dez. 9

12.817 Anmerkungen

Dez. 8

22.464 Anmerkungen

Math: I'm so hard right now

Dez. 7

44.753 Anmerkungen

Classmate: Op-op-op-oppa Gangnam Style!
Me: Sorry, sorry.
Classmate: ...
Me: Gee, gee, gee, gee.
Classmate: ...
Me: I want nobody, nobody but you!
Me: Naega jaeil jal naga.
Me: Beautiful my girl~
Me: Again and again and again and again.
Me: I got youuuuu under my skin.
Me: Ring ding dong, ring ding dong.
Classmate: Oppa Gang—
Me: BOOMSHAKALAKA!